A Nightmare on Elm Street

As someone who owns all eight Freddy Krueger movies, including the good, the bad and the ugly, I was looking forward to the rebooted version of A Nightmare on Elm Street with hesitant anticipation, well aware that while glossy and full of beautiful actors, it would have to get things just [...]

G.I. Joe: Two hours wasted
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
There are all kinds of wild and noisy machines in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, the war toy turned cartoon turned motion picture that is now rotting minds in multiplexes everywhere.
The one new gizmo we could sorely use, however, is sadly [...]